Home Vs. Office: How It “Works?”

workfromhomeI am a mother, a wife and a writer. Listed in no particular order unless, of course, depending on the day, the month, the minute. I am equally passionate, driven, and exhausted by each of these roles. So I am thrilled and blessed that each enable me to have the other. Being the wife to a very supportive husband, I am able to be a writer. And being a writer, I am able to spend more time with my children.

It’s great to be able to eat Goldfish crackers and color while also penning my next novel. But it is also, admittedly, hard as hell. After all, the place where I raise my family is the same place I “work?”

So, how is working from home different from working at an office? It’s not really except in almost every way.

Water cooler Talk: There is water cooler talk except it isn’t by a water cooler but instead a spilled sticky puddle of juice. And we don’t talk about the latest saucy episode of Scandal; instead we have intense discussions about who is the best ninja turtle and why Curious George doesn’t wear clothes.

Work Space: It’s true that it’s nice to not be squished into a small cubicle but trust me even a large kitchen table can induce claustrophobia when a preschooler is staring you down while standing…much…too…close.

Stealing Office Supplies: It isn’t as fun to take the pencils you bought but I am missing most of them so I am thinking my four-year-old didn’t build his collection of writing implements honestly.

 

 

Co-Worker Overshare: This happens at home as well except instead of reluctantly learning about extra-marital affairs and dodgy work ethics, I know way too much about my little boys’ bathroom habits. Both are impossible to unknow once you know.

 

Causal Fridays: I have casual Fridays… and… Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays. I just thank the sartorial Gods for introducing fashionable lounge wear or at least that is what I am calling my yoga pants and kicky sweatshirt.

Business Lunches: I have lunches and sometimes I talk about business. You know, “Can you please finish your Dino nuggets so mommy can write one more sentence?” Of course, my clever boys always have a counter offer, which leads me to negotiations.

Negotiations: There are negotiations except they aren’t for higher pay or more vacation days. Instead it is mostly me bargaining for my sanity, with which my youngest (a sound debater and hard bargainer ) has swiftly absconded.

The Boss IM: My “boss” doesn’t IM me instead he screams from across the room, “Take my cup. Now!” Not reaching said cup before it is hurled across the room induces more fear than the prospect of being fired.

The Bathroom Escape: There doesn’t exist an employee who hasn’t fled to the sanctuary of the bathroom when feeling overwhelmed at work. It’s the same when one works from home except I only have about three minutes before the relentless banging begins followed by, “Mommy, open the door. Open it! Open it! Now!” That phrase is pretty much on repeat until I grudgingly open the door while contemplating if the closet would have been a better hiding place.

Inappropriate Work Humor: Well barring sexually explicit jokes, it is basically the same. After all, it isn’t just little boys who find potty humor hilarious. It, um, isn’t.

Happy Hour: No co-workers. No workplace antidotes. No raucous laughter. Just me. Well, a cup of tea (wine is a slippery slope) and me.

 

Daydreaming: Office workers, after a bad day, often daydream about burning the whole place down. Well, when you work from home that fantasy…is…the…same.

Thank you for reading. I’m excited to hear what you think.

2 thoughts on “Home Vs. Office: How It “Works?”

  1. LOL. Loved this post!
    We care for my 4yo grandson second shift.
    I have learned to write earlier in the day, but
    to always take a nap before he is in our care. He is very hyperactive so no rest when he is with us!
    I also have a 19yo daughter that is developmently diabled so is more like 10 or 11. Does she get along with her 4yo nephew? That would be a no.
    And of course she is upset when I start reading him “The Three Billy Goats Gruff” for the millionth time, because she needs to talk to me. Now.
    Ok I am thinking about going to a quiet coffee house to get out of my house lol.
    I feel your pain!

    1. I am so happy you enjoyed the post! It can be very tricky to try to write and wrangle children. I often think how productive I could be if I could spend days locked away in a room just writing. Of course, it would be a lonely existence and I would not have any inspiration or material for my writing! 😉 Good luck and thank you for reading and commenting.

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